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Wow

[Dec. 7th, 2006|04:21 pm]

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This thing still exsists?

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[Nov. 24th, 2005|12:43 pm]

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I just wanna say thanks to my true friends for caring enough to tell me that i have become what i hate.

So thanks guys I love you guys....

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[Nov. 12th, 2005|07:32 pm]

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Sometimes i wish everything would go the way i want it to...but then i realize it wont and i kinda get over it...

Its cool though i have been hanging out with cool people for the past few days its been fun...

I think its time to write some music.

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[Nov. 10th, 2005|06:10 pm]

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Dammit.......

I really really really like someone......but i dont think they like me at all.....

I hate this feeling.

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Vin Diesel

[Oct. 30th, 2005|08:42 pm]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Read these they are hilarious

Vin Diesel Once walked up the empire state building using chakra gathered into the soles of his feet.

Vin Diesel once performed a miracle by turning water into funk.

Vin Diesel was the first Panda successfully bred in captivity.

When asked about the secret to the Universe, Vin Diesel replied, "42, fool!"

Vin Diesel's oxen in the computer game "Oregon Train" survive crossing a river each and every time.

When Vin Diesel plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.

Vin Diesel downs each meal with a cupful of Tide detergent. It comes out clean and he never has to wipe because of it.

If you look in the mirror and say, Vin Diesel out loud three times, he will appear. Really. Try it. If he doesn?t appear, take it as a personal rejection. You must have done something very bad in Vin Diesels sight.

Vin Diesel's favorite flavor of Pop-Tarts is Beatdown.

Kicking him in his right kneecap renders him unstable for approximately 4 minutes and 23 seconds.

Vin Diesel has been trying to get donkey punching recognized as an Olympic sport for the better part of two decades.

Vin Diesel invented the orgasm just to see the look on your mother's face when he was finished with her.

It is not well known that Vin Diesel was part of Lil' Jon's posse until he drank from Jon's goblet gaining powers of both man and beast.This has not yet happened to Lil' Jon himself.

When searching through Google, you are actually looking through the mind of Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel has seen Wilson's entire face on Home Improvement.

Vin Diesel once broadcasted a game with out the expressed written consent of the NFL.

Vin Diesel was once asked to paint the Sistine Chapel, but he declined, saying it was too small. He decided to paint the sky instead.

Vin Diesel invented Halloween, Christmas, and The Grinch. The last one was a misunderstanding though.

People no longer say "When in Rome." They now say "When in Vin Diesel."

If at first you don't succeed, try, try Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel can change a tire while still driving the car.

When Heaven and Hell meet, you get Vin Diesel.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is crap!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.

Vin Diesel invented radical feminism after being asked what he'd do for a Klondike bar.

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Vin Diesel once met Fabio on the street. Vin burst into laughter, Fabio burst into tears, and every passing car burst into flames.

Vin Diesel cannot differentiate between babies and bagels.

Vin Diesel cannot be seen by Eskimos, only heard.

In a national taste test between Pepsi and Coca Cola, Vin Diesel ate both cans and declared himself the winner.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Vin Diesel hates people but loves gatherings.

Vin Diesel can feng shui your entire living room in less than ten minutes using only his rectum.

Vin Diesel started the fire, and he keeps it burning but the earth keeps turning because of gravity.

Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod.

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Vin Diesel is connected to Kevin Bacon by 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon.

Leap years are caused by Vin Diesel holding the earth back from rotating.

For every Vin Diesel, there is an equal and opposite Vin Diesel. Upon hearing this, Vin Diesel killed his opposite, causing space-time to unravel. Consequently, we are all living in Vin Diesel's imagination.

Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.

Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik's Cube in one move.

Vin Diesel taught Yoda everything he knows. Except his poor grammar.

Vin Diesel can simply walk into Mordor.

If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, Vin Diesel wins.

They say all of the music on The Postal Service's hit CD "Give Up" is electronic. It was recently proven that that's a boldfaced lie. Vin Diesel made all of those sounds with his very own mouth.

Vin Diesel dipped a blade into the ocean; four perfect drops spilled back, and those became the islands of Japan.

Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina.

One of Vin Diesel's eyes is lazy, but through sheer willpower he can make it move in synch with his good eye. Nobody knows which is which.

Vin Diesel has an evil twin who he converted to good, thus turning himself evil.

Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own .

The Hulk is really just Vin Diesel painted green.

The French insulted Vin Diesel 500 years ago because his name means "Gasoline Wine" in French. His revenge is the reason they've been too scared to fight ever since.

When asked why he swam the entire lengths of both the Atlantic and Indian Oceans, Diesel responded that he wanted to prove Australia didn't exist. When asked if his theory was correct, he proceeded on breakdancing to Madonna's "like a virgin" for 7 days and 6 nights.

If God made a burrito so hot that even He could not eat it, Vin Diesel would eat it with Fire sauce from Taco Bell.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Vin Diesel gets yahtzee. Every time.

Vin Diesel's 1969 paper on quantum mechanics is the reason why Stephen Hawking is in a wheel chair.

When Vin Diesel eats a pack of Starbursts, all of them are pink.

Vin Diesel can whistle Beethoven's entire Fifth Overture, while underwater. This comes as no surprise, considering he helped write it.

If you play Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' album whilst watching 'The Wizard of Oz' on the TV with no sound, Dorothy will turn into Vin Diesel and rape all the Munchkins.

Prices increase when Vin Diesel walks down the aisles in Wal*Mart.

If you cut one of Vin Diesel's limbs off, it will grow back twice as large.

Vin Diesel will always exist as long as there is hatred in the hearts of men.

Vin Diesel once beat a man to death with his own skull, to prove that it is indeed physically possible.

When Vin Diesel farts in India, it rains in Rio. Don't ask why.

The sinking of Atlantis was actually caused by Vin Diesel's sobbing over his favorite character's death in Beverly Hill 90210. He would have raised it again, but Melrose Place came on.

The stock market rises and falls according to the length of Vin Deisel's fingernails.

Vin Diesel recently added 'moose' to his "Animals That Tried to Fight Me and Lost" list.

Vin Diesel can Feng Shui your living room in less than ten minutes using only his rectum.

Vin Diesel cannot be seen by eskimos, only heard.

Vin Diesel had conclusive scientific proof that Pi equaled exactly 3, but his dog ate it. He then devoured the dog.

Vin Diesel spelled backwards is Vin Diesel. If you get Leseid Niv, you did it wrong.

Vin Diesel bites straight into hot pizza, without blowing first.

Vin Diesel was once locked in a dark room, and the dark got scared.

Vin Diesel can make 30 minute brownies in 10 minutes.

When asked "Why is the sky blue?," Vin Diesel replied "Because I ran out of red."

Vin Diesel is not in fact bald, but has discovered the secret of limited invisibility.

When in Rome, Vin Diesel does not do as the Romans do.

When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a buck

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[Oct. 10th, 2005|08:50 pm]

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Well my dad is out of the hospital and he is doing fine, i think he is going to quit drinking.

and god i want to get my new guitar out of layaway.

i need more birthday money haha.

well i feel like writing some music so im out.

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